| I get a lot of spam. Some of it is in the form of one great big image. I never see what the image says because I don't allow HTML mail. Instead, I noticed a long time ago that spammers were putting in these random phrases in the message along with the image to get through spam filters. I decided that some of the spam had almost a poetry to it, so I decided to co-opt it into a semi-regular feature called The Monkey Stab Chronicles, but then I realized that Dave might not like that so much, so I changed the Chronicles to Tales. BTW: If any spammer wants to sue me for using your words, go right ahead, I would love to get you on record saying that you send out this crap. And I would love to face you in a court room. Assholes! |
